[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “IT HAS BEEN AN INDUSTRY SECRET, BUT RETIRING FROM DJ’ING WILL BOOST YOUR DJ CAREER IN WAYS YOU’D NEVER IMAGINE” Often DJs ask us: “What is truly the best way to boost my DJ career? How can I fill my agenda with gigs a year out? How do I get people to flock […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] The quality of the list has been diluted by mainstream copycats and iPad promo teams Finally, this year MARTIN GARRIX is expected to win the DJ MAG TOP 100. But rumors have it CARL COX is not having it. CARL COX, the multi-year winner of the list in its early stages supposedly is saddened […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “Sonny grabbed Bieber and threw him in his washing machine. After one short cold wash cycle, he captured enough screams of agony to make something work” SKRILLEX is one such artists that enjoyed immense success in must a short amount of time. As a brostep pioneer, many believe that his production success can […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] When a lad from Nottingham posted a video of him taking shrooms while watching the Felix video, a widespread underground Windows Media Player drug culture originated. For years it was assumed the cause for Britain’s greatest drug epidemic of the last 25 years stemmed from out-of-control lads returning from the Spanish party island of Ibiza. There it […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] “House is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.” [wp_ad_camp_1] A CLUBBER recently got into an in-depth philosophical chat when a Lyft Spam Bot posted a Lyft promo offer in a random Facebook event page. It all started when MIKE GIANNOPOULOS came back from a […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] “After learning there is no luxury designer handbag store anywhere close, he cancelled the appearance.” [wp_ad_camp_1] BEAR GRYLLS, the world’s favorite survivalist cancelled a Burning Man appearance after concerns about the situation being ‘too survivalist’ for him. Grylls, who is used to staying in penthouse suites in nothing but 5 star hotels while […]
Continue Reading[wp_ad_camp_2] “WHEN DEADMAU5 PLAYED SHOWS, HIS EGO GOT SO INFLATED HE NEEDED TO HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR IT” [wp_ad_camp_1] DEADMAU5, arguably among the more talented people in EDM, rose to fame partly because of his notable Mouse helmet. However, rather than a gimmick, it’s reported to be a doctor’s prescription. Whenever Deadmau5 has to […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “If god is a DJ, why are there so many shitty ones?” Yesterday at one of New York’s biggest EDM festivals, an unexpected MOB OF ATHEISTS with megaphones showed up. After working the campgrounds in t-shirts that said “Sinners are Winners” and shouting “Why didn’t Noah swat those mosquitos?!” they proceeded to the hardhouse stage […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] With Klock in front of him in a blue shirt, wearing training pants and seeing how he completely skipped the line, laughing in the midst of a fairly big group of woozy lads, Matthias had no mercy for Klock and refused him at the door for looking way too casual. BEN KLOCK, one […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “I can’t mix for shit. Butt who cares? EDM is what I love and no one should be too anal about the technical aspects of it.” New on the scene and rapidly getting massively popular, DJ ARSE SMELLO is not just your average masked DJ. He is the first DJ to market himself […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] “At the first notes, Donald cringed and thought the song to be horrible and of the worst kind” Caught in a world of backlash, DONALD TRUMP finally announced one of his many sacrifices: In the mid nineties, while on his first date with Melania Trump, he endured listening to Blue Da Ba Dee, […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Whenever Martin is about to ignite the dancefloor with another floorburner, the turntables will throw 40 ft. high flames up in the air” In a bid to stay ahead of the competition and silence the nay-sayers, MARTIN GARRIX has invested in a unique pair of Pyro-Technics Turntables. Martin, proud to have invested in […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] Juan del Carmen: “It will get a lot harder to visit our families stateside, but all for the greater good of preventing whack DJs and piss poor produced EDM from entering our country..” A Gofundme campaign started by the mayor of a small, rural Mexican town is going viral. The campaign has an […]
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[wp_ad_camp_2] [wp_ad_camp_1] JOKICHI TAMATEI: “WE DECIDED TO RE-RELEASE THE TB 303 WITHOUT RESONANCE KNOB SO IT COULD SOUND LIKE A BASS GUITAR AGAIN.” In light of the ongoing success of TB 303 clones and Roland’s own TB-3 digital update, Roland finally has decided on a fully analog re-release of the original TB-303, only with one […]
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